So, I'm sitting in the Denver International Airport right now on my way to SeaTac and then a scenic drive down to the greater Portland area. I didn't get patted down this morning and I didn't get naked photos of myself leaked to the net...I feel a little let down by my friendly neighborhood TSA agent, or is the photo thing like the paparazzi, hiding in the airport security...bushes...? Did it happen without me even knowing? I guess someone who watches TMZ or similar shows will just have to keep me informed on the "Gary Bunker streaks through airport" story if/when it breaks.
Airport food is expensive. Airport food is gross. I've decided against purchasing airport food.
I feel like such a high-tech traveler with my laptop out accessing the airport's WiFi. The fact that this makes me feel special proves I am a dork. I know it was already official, but what's better than proof? More proof.
At the beginning of this trip I'd never actually seen someone use the barf bag on an airplane before, I realize they are probably very discrete about it and don't announce to the world when they are about to blow chunks. But I've been on a good number of airplanes, all of them had barf bags, so I wondered where the market for those things was. This morning that all changed. Thank you person in 16B for laying my questions to rest (I was in 16C just fyi).
As promised this is a Holiday Report Teaser. So here goes...Chicago Deepdish, Sketchy Whitecastle, the Ole Kansas Homestead, Several wardrobe additions by my fashion consultants, Saying no to gross airport food, Seattle, Portland, Snowboarding, and more!!! Be ready world, when this monthlong adventure that we at Butler call Christmas break is over, it should make for some good story material. Maybe not the stuff of legend...but Maybe the stuff of legend!
Til then, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, a Festivious Festivus, Happy Hanukkah, Kool Kwanza, and Happy Holiday to everyone.
Musings from me, an army brat growing up who has now landed in Indianapolis(for the time being) for pharmacy school.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Sunday, December 19, 2010
God Bless Us, Everyone!
It's that time of year again. And seeing as it is my first Christmas with a blog, I'm super excited to do a Christmas blog post! Christmas is and always has been one of my favorite times of year. First off (I'll say it) it's nice to get presents. I feel like we sometimes avoid saying that for fear of appearing shallow or something along those lines. Sometimes it's nice to receive nice things and not to have to do much of anything to receive them. However, I will agree with the generally held sentiment that that is but one aspect of the holiday and far from the most important.
Another great thing about Christmas time, at least at this point in my life, is no homework! It is so nice to wake up each day during the break without being stressed about the next paper, exam, presentation, you get the idea. I think my fellow students will agree, after that last final exam one of the best things about the Christmas break is just soaking up the freedom and doing whatever it is you normally do while procrastinating school work...but doing it completely guilt-free. For me that is watching sports and playing video games. I'm sure you've all got your own favorite activities, but I have to think that the no-guilt feeling is mutual.
Finally, I told you I would get back to it, Christmas is the time that we celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ. Whatever your religious persuasion may be, you must admit that with all that has been written of Christ he must have led a pretty amazing life. Someone like that is an example and an inspiration of how we should treat others. For me the conviction runs deeper. I truly do feel that Christ is my Savior and the Savior of the world. I am so grateful that so many people take this time of year to celebrate His birth and the beginning of His earthly mission. The teachings of the gospel of Jesus Christ bless my life continually, and I am grateful to have a knowledge of his divine role in the plan of happiness for all of God's children. The title of this post quotes the words of Tiny Tim in Dickens' A Christmas Carol. "God bless us, everyone." In so many ways He already has by sending us His only begotten son. May God bless you and everyone at this Christmas season!
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Music on the Blog!
So, there is now a playlist on the blog...we'll try to make a preemptive strike here and answer some questions that could possibly be asked about it...
Yes, Ian, I did steal the idea of having a playlist from your blog, just remember, mimickry is the sincerest form of flattery.
Yes, there are two country songs on the list, now you know two of the five that I actually enjoy listening to.
Yes, there is a rap song on the list. There are a few more than five that I will admit to liking, there are probably less than five that I felt were appropriate for all audiences (trying to keep the blog PG or at least a questionable PG-13).
Yes it seems like a very random jumble of different songs and genres, I prefer just to say that my tastes in music are very eclectic...another example of how word choice helps you put the right spin on a statement. Some others: "It's not you, it's me..."(is it?), "I did not have sexual relations with that woman..." (so much for the PG), "Yes we did!" (uh-huh, did what exactly?), "no offense, but...[fill in offensive statement here]" and the closely related "[fill in offensive statement here], I'm just saying...". So in order to put the right spin on how I'm feeling right now and to once more mimick...or should I say flatter? you Ian, let me just sum up this post by saying, "Damn it feels good to be a gangster!"
Yes, Ian, I did steal the idea of having a playlist from your blog, just remember, mimickry is the sincerest form of flattery.
Yes, there are two country songs on the list, now you know two of the five that I actually enjoy listening to.
Yes, there is a rap song on the list. There are a few more than five that I will admit to liking, there are probably less than five that I felt were appropriate for all audiences (trying to keep the blog PG or at least a questionable PG-13).
Yes it seems like a very random jumble of different songs and genres, I prefer just to say that my tastes in music are very eclectic...another example of how word choice helps you put the right spin on a statement. Some others: "It's not you, it's me..."(is it?), "I did not have sexual relations with that woman..." (so much for the PG), "Yes we did!" (uh-huh, did what exactly?), "no offense, but...[fill in offensive statement here]" and the closely related "[fill in offensive statement here], I'm just saying...". So in order to put the right spin on how I'm feeling right now and to once more mimick...or should I say flatter? you Ian, let me just sum up this post by saying, "Damn it feels good to be a gangster!"
Monday, November 29, 2010
DC, Thanksgiving, and other random thoughts.
My fans have been clamouring for it, my followers have been waiting in tense anticipation, I've been thinking it's about time for it as well. Okay, so only one of those is true, I'll let you be the judge of which one. But, yes, I am a firm believer in giving the people what they want, so for the sake of the masses of my adoring readers, it is time for another post.
Saturday, October 30, 2010

So, being here is also my first real taste of the Midwest. This week I also got an introduction to another part of life in this part of the country. To set the scene, Tuesday morning I got dressed to go to class. It looked overcast outside so I grabbed a jacket before heading out the door. When I got outside it must have been close to 80 degrees. By the time I got to class the jacket was off. As I was approaching the building the wind started picking up. It was blowing like crazy by the time I got through the door. 20 minutes into class the siren started going off, and just like that I was in my first tornado warning. We had to go sit in the basement for the next 40 minutes. That was about it. No "Twister" moments. No chasing storm cells in RVs. Pretty bland I know, but I'd never been in a tornado warning before, so it was interesting. Anyway, this next weekend is our white coat ceremony. I didn't even know that we had one before orientation. I'm looking forward to the pictures. As for the ceremony itself, I'm more looking forward to the one at the end of the next four years. Like I said, the pictures should be good, as long as there isn't another tornado warning going on.
Saturday, October 23, 2010
I don't think we're in Provo any more, Toto...
So, since enough pageviews have happened since my first post I figure it's worth writing things on the blog. "I just want to thank all of my readers who made the first day of this blog a success..." Anyway, the biggest change in life for me lately has been the move from ultra-conservative Provo, UT and BYU to Indianapolis, IN and the liberal arts college atmosphere of Butler University. Without further ado, I give you the top ten ways you know you aren't in Provo anymore:
10. An 8 minute walk on campus went from standard practice to something I hear people complain about.
9. There is a girl smoking two steps outside the residence hall door as I move my things in.
8. Lavell Edwards Stadium(Provo) seats 64,045; the Butler Bowl (Indy) seats 5,647.
7. "Wet Wednesdays"
6. One of my professors (male) has a life partner (also male).
5. "Thirsty Thursdays"
4. Homecoming Saturday included a 6:00 AM trip to the bars in Broad Ripple, apparently the normal weekend drinking isn't enough on Homecoming, so they squeeze in a little bit more in the morning to get things going...
3. Fraternities...nuff said
2. Sororities...nuff said plus sometimes they find reasons to dress like skanks
1. Our Basketball team actually wins tournament games. GO DAWGS!!!
10. An 8 minute walk on campus went from standard practice to something I hear people complain about.
9. There is a girl smoking two steps outside the residence hall door as I move my things in.
8. Lavell Edwards Stadium(Provo) seats 64,045; the Butler Bowl (Indy) seats 5,647.
7. "Wet Wednesdays"
6. One of my professors (male) has a life partner (also male).
5. "Thirsty Thursdays"
4. Homecoming Saturday included a 6:00 AM trip to the bars in Broad Ripple, apparently the normal weekend drinking isn't enough on Homecoming, so they squeeze in a little bit more in the morning to get things going...
3. Fraternities...nuff said
2. Sororities...nuff said plus sometimes they find reasons to dress like skanks
1. Our Basketball team actually wins tournament games. GO DAWGS!!!
First Post
So I now have a blog. I realize I'm way behind the curve here, but with technology, that is just what I do. I didn't own a cell phone until I went back to school after serving a two year church mission. The mission was from 2003-2005, I went back to school that Fall. And even then I wouldn't have had a cell phone unless my parents decided to get a family plan and gave me one of the phones on it for free. I didn't own an Ipod until I decided to get one as my graduation gift from BYU. Once again, thanks mom and dad, if they hadn't been in the gift-giving mood at my college graduation I probably still wouldn't own one of those either. My first laptop computer (on which I am coincidentally writing this post) came at the beginning of my pharmacy program. It is a built in part of the program, hence I got one. Again, if not for the outside influence I probably still wouldn't own one. So for those keeping score that's: First cell phone-2005, from parents; first Ipod-2009, from parents, and first laptop-2010, from graduate program. I guess in finally starting a blog, I actually decided to do it of my own free will, rather than someone saying, "here, I set up a blog for you, get with the times", so I am starting to discover technology advances and trends for myself a little bit. And thus begins my blog...
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